New Hire Onboarding


Welcome {NEW_HIRE_FIRST}
WE'RE EXCITED TO HAVE YOU HERE!






Please see below for an exciting primer on our portfolio of companies!
Zekrion
Founded in the fall of 2008, Zekrion™ has been the driving force behind innovation in the housing price space. Ranked at a significantly high spot on the App store and Google Play, our sophisticated AI pricing algorithms help match buyers and sellers in the hyper competitive US Real Estate market.
And with Zipline™, our new dynamic AI powered mortgage pricing system, buyers can enjoy lower monthly payments on their brand new homes, backed by an industry leading 70 year mortgage!


Calma
Experience new horizons as you dive headfirst into serenity. Our state of the art meditation exercises have shown a decrease in anxiety, stress, and depression*.
And with the all new Calma® Extreme™ tier, priced at only $49 a month for the first six months, our guided exercises get even better, with AI voice led meditations from celebrities like Mark Whalburg and the woman who is Pink**
*Not peer Reviewed
**<embededMicrosoftWordComment>Last line, her name is Alecia Beth Moore-Hart not "the woman who is pink". Get ChatGPt to Fix before pushing to prod</embededMicrosoftWordComment>


VisionSite
With breakthrough technology from the combined efforts of Peter Teil, Palmer Luckey, and President Musk, VisionSite has been at the forefront of interactive storytelling delivered directly into the subconscious.
With our patented* Dreamweaver™ technology, VisionSite® has found customer satisfaction with advertised products up a staggering 44%, compared to folks who were conscious.
We're excited to deliver nearly a full day's worth of content to our subscribers a day! A huge milestone🤩. And be on the lookout for vision AI, our latest in subconscious storytelling!
*not patented


Safeplicity
In today's ever changing society, protection against the unknown is more important than ever. With proactive patrols, AI powered computer vision behavior mapping, and enhanced robotics, powered by seekerAI, our customers have never been more protected.
Plus, with up to an 89% percent success rate, our autonomous division is the global leader in automated crime prevention.

